User:Bpogi

Hah! I'm editing your user page, because you didn't! Yippee! I can say anything I want to on here...like blackmail-worthy stuff...whooooooooo...but there isn't any that I know of...except that your Quiz Bowl Team has stupid sweat shirts....don't ask how I know...It involves a Quiz Bowl Tournament last year and a friend who wishes to remain unnamed....yippeeeeeeeeeeee...let's se how long it takes you to change this......I'll watch it....because I'm BORED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 MAXIMUS THE MAGNIFICENT, HEAR ME SOUND MY BARBARIC YAWP OVER THE ROOFS OF THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, no quiz bowl team I've been on has ever had sweatshirts. I have no idea what you are talking about.

He really doesn't do much blackmail worthy stuff...

--Teh Roomate

To Teh Roommate: It would be quite nice if he did.

To Teh Roommate of Teh Roommate: I trust my source completely. If you went to Henry County Middle at the time, which I knew to have ugly sweatshirts, because I saw your team. And I assume you went there, because said friend has a newspaper article listing Quiz Bowl Team members from this tournament she was in. (And no, I'm not stalking you. I just happened to mention to this friend who used to live in McDonough "I met this cool kid named Brian Pogioli" and she said "He went to my school". So I have no ulterior motives.

Judging by what I've heard of your previous feelings for Brian, I don't think I choose to believe the whole "No ulterior motives" alibi. But everyone else can believe what they want.

---Teh Roommate

I will choose to quote the honored Professor McGonagall in this matter and in a dignified, supreme way tell 'Teh Roommate' that "You are raving." Which is absolutely true. User:Bpogi should ignore above comments; I would remove them, but the dastardly Zachary would find a more drastic form of revenge.

Maxine

Good choice Maxine. I will now advise you to pour out that glass of water, and get a new one. If you've already taken a sip, the antidote is underneath your bed.

--Teh Roommate

Thanks for telling me where the antidote was...after I died from foolishly drinking the water...I had to convince gOD that I wasn't stupid by telling hIM that I knew where the antidote wsa and I needed five more minutes of life to drink it and continue living. He agreed. So now I'm alive again.

Maximus the Magnificent PS: I think Brian wins the prize for best or worst user page, depending on how you look at it. Heh. We have totally screwed it over.