Third Floor Brown

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tfb @ 2017's second dance!! left to right, back row: katie, delaney, francesca, kate, beckyk, sandy, caroline, rory, helen; middle row: reed, christian, reece; front row: jared, wilson, owen, jacob
tfb @ first sunday of 2017!! left to right, behind hammock: reece, michael, sandy, henry, delaney, kate, francesca; in front of: abhi, rory, becky, helen

2018: OHHHHH BOY. if the Duke TiP Staff/Admin thought that we were bad in 2017, boy were they in for a treat this year. Took the nickname "The Troublemakers" to a WHOLE nother level this year. The 2018 GANG is like like 2017 on steroids (wink wink), full of fun times, strikes, and everything in between. 2018 was the conclusion to a three-year long party -- while we had our ups and downs, at the end of the day our familial bonds (no incest tho, save it for west) was too strong to break. Highlights of this term included the THIRD FLOOR BATHROOM and... yeah that was pretty much the only good part of term. KABs and control-group galore, we became so close and made enough twisty memories to last a lifetime. C YALL AT THE BEACH HOMIES


2017: My, but how far we have come!!! While it's undeniable that the 2016 tfb had a certain kind of je ne sais qoui, with its peculiar lurking in the corner of the third floor and its edgy conversation, in 2017 this group was elevated from a shifting amoeba to the definition of #squadgoals. Some things have changed- see: new suborganizations (ex. LOTHR)- while others haven't- see: in various stages of being in relationTIPs with each other. It's all part of the magic.


2016:Third Floor Brown was a peculiar and obscure squad which gathered in the same corner of the same floor (you can figure out which one) at different unplanned nights. Much like an amoeba, this squad shifted and changed, occasionally expelling and occasionally absorbing. Members of this shockingly disorganized squad were at intervals suspicious, loving, and in various stages of being involved in relationTIPs with each other. There are few common interests but many common among this squad. Members embrace the unexpected with vigor. Fans of "Seed". "Reery", ooVoo, appendixes, heckbois, and etc. This squad came about at the staff frisbee game and stuck close ever since. Every night was different on the Third Floor Brown and it will be for years to come. Also btw, ALWAYS CHASE PUPPIES!


natl roast henry day: august 27 !!!



Squad Members

  • becky rosen, aka beck heck (2016-2018): stellar gal who pines after older men, tube sock wearer, loves canoodling on buses and in beds, total babe, has many dads(; gets fourth yr boiz to sign her shirt at 3 am, doesn't return your clothing (@robert's shorts), frequently gets drunk on ice cream w her fav (rory!!1!) and sings tøp passionately
  • Reece Overholt, aka buttercup (2016-2018): the tallest guy you will ever see, very much a Pokemon Go enthusiast along with henry, follower of the prophecy of getting many different plates of food at lunch, ERS master, if ever lost, look at pool table and he will be there, ever need a trash bag model, ask reece because he gotchu
  • Sandy Baker, aka quack quack/asian lover/fake-sister (2016-2018): amazing gal who is truly our squad's spirit:) asian lover, sawth jawwwgan who is admittedly afraid of tractors & dreams of having an orange baby, slithering snake, hardcore jammer, kpop is life and never reject that, lean cuisine eater, a living grass stain, and a super cute chica who leaves a lasting impression on anyone that she meets(;
  • xochitl betancourt (2016): slayed @ everything (makeup, art, hair, etc.) and was the only 4th year, and the only one who was not a second year (during the 2016 tfb)!! true mom friend (we still love u del) and known for having very bad Spanglish and a gorgeous voice. liked to make many intippropriate sexual jokes and have personal life talks with dayne. short&cute&such a babe.
  • dayne ware, aka gayne (2016-2018): dayne the tech guy is who you should call if you have a problem because he got them computer skills, his main goal in life was to get 69 dates to the dance which he accomplished, he also loves to throw salt on people, his hammock is worth more than anything to him in the world, easily identified by "death to america" screams, he loves robert and reed but only on gay Tuesday, dayne is a man of many women but then again it is just summer camp...
  • delaney epley, aka lil d (2016-2018): mom friend!!! adorable babe with an addiction to her horse and a passion for flaming heckbois. supporter of the 5 cookie every day rule ;) has a burning passion for taking the pain out of campaigning!! , delaney loves laughing at the pain of others and there's no buts about it, gotta love her tho even if she is a supporter of trump:)
  • helen emerson, aka hel hel (2016-2018): soccer mom who frequently gets kicked out of the pta. frequently has relationship struggles (see: family tree, relationtips of tfb). tells lots of scandy “helen jokes” and is great at throwing shade (especially at becky). most pure one of the entire friend group and is also a part of the Texas Cult (TM) - honor the texas flag: i pledge allegiance to thee, texas, one state, under God, one and indivisible. lots of love for our favorite christian!
  • reed bolin, aka REED/fake-brother (2016-2017): constantly acts like he hates everyone but knows he loves us all(: ,can only call him reed if you're his friend otherwise it's lincoln (or jonathan if you're sandy), a very big enthusiast of stealing fries without apologizing, known for having existential crises at lunch, he is a walking fighting jalapeño (or okra, the world may never know?)
  • robert kane, aka roberito (2016-2018): Robert is the criminal of my trial of the advocacy, very much lives for milkshakes and roller skating, very sassy and will make sure you know he hates you at all costs of life, very bad texter in group chats but when he pops in it turns into a party !!!, let's never forget the amazing suit of 2016
  • henry astor, aka henri/henrique (2016-2018): wholesome friend, says rip constantly(: can't go 24 hours w/o getting kicked out of the group chat by rory. rory is his aesthetic !!!, Pokemon go enthusiast, lover of all useless knowledge, loves being politically incorrect, also a fellow of very big nostrils, also go scan him on snapchat
  • Rory Smith, aka rawry xD/roary/rorbot (2016-2018):a very fast british race car (but I swear she took no part in brexit), the five rules of rory pertain to life and if you do not follow it, life will suck, rory has a very distinct rbf, known for her many night adventures with beck heck, her lamp also constantly doesn't work btw, don't worry though because she is great besides the fact she stole Helens husband;)
  • francesca vaneri, aka franz (2016-2017, but really forever):politically correct 24/7, she always opens two gifts in the morning, known for having acute conjunctivitis and for having a dance with that special someone;), a new lover of the word rip as henry inspired her, living smurf & appendix who never settles for anyone because she is a goddess
  • sophie lowry, aka sophie the porestrip (2016): sophie is a very big lover of pore strips and uses them on wednesday along with sandy and francesca, if you ever need to get in contact with her just snapchat her and she'll respond, knows everything about everybody, loves Beyoncé with a dying passion, and is always jamming to Kanye in her calvins:)
  • porter smith, aka jawline (2016): roommate of henry, very weird fellow if I do say so myself, wanted to rape henry and loved calling him naked boy, looks like a heckboi and acts like he isn't a heckboi (but he secretly is a heckboi, it just isn't discovered immediately), other than that, he had a great jawline.
  • Soren Creecy, aka 9/11 (2016-2018): hammy shizammy ding dong who is tip spiritful with an amazing voice who slays all dayyy long!! enjoys hiding in closets and jousting down the TFB. has ombré-d eyebrows, loves doing lines of salt, and is a very good christian woman.
  • caroline carter, aka rbf (2017-2018): has dresses that are the color of a honey badger, the hardest rbf on campus belongs to her (!!!), sweet gal but turned down apparently the "god among men" billy lockhart before the dance, amazing frisbee player so don't try her because she'll moss you even though she's short !!!
  • katie adcock, aka the redneck (2017): one of the sweetest girls that you will ever meet!! katie is literally such a mom - she always has snacks and capri-suns in her room. honestly it’s impossible to tell if her accent is legit or not sometimes
  • michael hammer, aka hammer-hoe/spicy mikey (2017-2018): lol this meme came from west t1 2016 (incest!) but fit right in with the tfb. mikey enjoys jumping out of windows to "catch frisbees" and probably won't be able to text you back because he got his phone taken away (again!); has counted approximately 4,000 buttons to date.
  • abhi patel, aka aboo (2017-2018): abhi is a coconut of an indian, very good wingman (hooked up his two best friends with the same girl), always looks high and is very poetic once it reaches a certain part of the night, laughs like he is dying (sounds like a fake laugh !!!), never fails to make everyone laugh around him no matter what and gives the best advice and jokes, great friend even if he's short;))
  • eden sokoloff, aka ginger vegan (2017-2018): the coolest ginger vegan that you'll ever meet! hobbies include dancing with shoes on her hands and taking AESTHETIC AF pictures. yells litty boiiiiiiiiis at every moment of the day and always looks like she walked straight out of an anthro magazine. always seems to lose everything she owns but it's ok but WE LOVE HER so much
  • jared nord, (2016-forever): okkkkkk jar
  • wilson mueller, aka that boy from macro (2017-2018): gives really good hugs but only when he wants to, will do anything for a nap or a bed; will roast you whenever you want (or don't want) it; mad hype beast from hong kong; thought it would be FUN to partake in not four but FIVE years of high school because he just LOVES EDUCATION; plays hockey like a god but prob shitty at football and lax cuz he kinda lame; makes ur mom jokes always but will always be there, even if it's only 1% of the time
  • owen tabah, aka TaBRUH (2017, and that one day in 2018): made our 2018 term a whole ass party even tho 2 of our besties almost got kicked; shoutout to owen's fans and reece's second year lanyard that was never returned; always fun to be around and have fun with jacob (but slightyl toned down)
  • jacob harris, aka adderall (2017): gator boy & off-brand cackett; loves honey badgers but kinda preoccupied cuz his girl only likkes him because he smells good; never feels to make our last dances memorable ;) !!!!!; very funny and sweet and takes cute selfies, would only love him more if he hadnt DITCHED roro at that heat game
  • ani russell, aka bon joli (2017-2018): least likely to make it to the first dance, LA babe who makes guuuuud jokes about reed's reed; says ON really strangely (her accent never fails to amaze/perplex us); rlly sweet and fun to meet ppl with like michael/crieghtons random houseaprty buds
  • christian duessel, aka nutboy (2017): Texas freak with rlly cool socks, did you know he does CREW?; friends with THE OG billy lockhart; one time had an interesting experience in the shower; we kinda salty cuz he didn't come back (EVEN AFTER GETTING INTO EAST) but we still <3 this dude
  • creighton tisdale, aka crouton/tizzie/ashley (2017-2018): highkey KAB but we love him, dayne dragged him to east in 2017 and honestly its the only sane decision hes ever made because we love creighton and now he's in our lives, plays frisbee like a mf GOD, always comes in clutch at 4am with bai bubbles to quench your thirst but often fails to finish the job ;) @c -- will gladly trade gum with you any day of the week especially when craving 5 watermelon gum at 5am; the Complicated KING, but fr a sweetheart and will always boost your self-esteem when needed <333333
  • jack bryan, aka big tex (2018): greenie-loving, cousin-loving, yayayayayayayayayayayaya-loving 'bama boy who works wonders on the ukulele and is always down to beat the dog; kinda looks high most of the time (shoutout to RDU airport security); a little sweety even tho he essentially begged us to consider him MORE complicated. which is just plain complicated. good job tex you're getting there!
  • maximillian janesik, aka gumby (2018): very lanky fellow who reminds us of a childhood pal named gumby. brought into this world by two loving parents, croror and caroline; very very very very tan due to his constant GRIND and surfing seshes on NC beaches; meme king and also a snapchat god; super sweet and has nice legs
  • nick cackett, aka CACKETTus the succulent (2018): even though he can neither catch a football nor throw a perfect spiral (unlike roro), and also despite his hatred for sporkle water, we love this kid to death!!! gives very good hugs and reminds us ever so deeply of our own jacob harris (new and improved?); can be spotted taking pictures with sandy on the quad on the daily (he's a model, hit him up ladies)
  • tristan stock, aka roids (2018): swole AF god with 39.5K followers, always down to steal your drinks/shotgunned milkshakes, frequently experiences roids rage but we love him; gives off mixed signals sometimes and likes to be slapped in the face for some reason; doesn't know how to do anything but swat the frisbee (honorary member of wet dreamz?); made us swoon when he took off the pink shirt and tbh such a sweety we love him (despite pending control group status)
  • spencer gaberino, aka GORL (2018): that blonde kid who owns LARGE beachhouses in gulf shores; also hates sporkle water with a firey passion; can be seen taking cute off-guard pics with sandy that always somehow turn out to be model-status; the best GORL anybody has ever seen and always roots for a positive body image which is nice

YR 1 (2016)

tfb @ 2016's last dance <33 left to right, starting at the top: delaney, rory, reed, reece, porter, and robert; on the bottom, left to right: henry, becky, francesca, sandy, and sophie (not featured: dayne, helen, xochitl, and soren)

2016 was the year the tfb was formed lol yeet -BECKY

P litty year full o memories and meeting some of my fav ppl ever -RORY

rory ur stupid -BECKY

no i'm lit -RORY ps i miss my fam

memorable moments

  • !!!1!1!!
  • jousting (into cats)
  • pickup lines
  • roasting henry
  • "playing ultimate"
  • "are you a snake...?"
  • puppy
  • the hammock
  • heckboi monday
  • heckboi flamers
  • gay tuesday
  • nike tube socks
  • deATH TO AMERICA
  • "watching" fight club
  • rory's rbf
  • "sandy is a grass stain on my green khakis"
  • palace pointe
  • roary the racecar
  • sandy's love for anything asian (puppy!!)
  • tip school musical
  • fake siblings
  • jonathan
  • fighting okra/jalapeño
  • "going into beast mode"
  • henry's fab wink
  • dayne and his 69 dates to the dance
  • sugar cookies are life
  • francesca and her acute conjunctivitis
  • the salt wars at lunch
  • warm cookies
  • scandy (sandy + scandalous, because of her romper showing too much skin)
  • sandy replacing rory with reece and henry
  • reece rocking the trash bag
  • the third night of Duke= the bond of sandy and rory
  • celluloid visions
  • noah crawling under the pool table to profess his love for rory
  • "working on dat rear"
  • the fry madness of 2016
  • the Francesca's trip on the last day
  • naked boy
  • wholesome
  • the brownies that rory never got because sandy never gave
  • rory slamming her foot in the door
  • promposals (becky to rory and reece to sandy)
  • a e s t h e t i c
  • quack
  • zucchini squad
  • sawth jawga
  • "heyyyy francesca;)"
  • secret piano room
  • night parties
  • kicked out of the PTA
  • 420 celebration
  • "Francesca, are you high?"
  • lower case is my aesthetic
  • beckys story
  • giving reece the wrong snapchat
  • the hacking massacre of porter smith
  • dayne the tech guy
  • oovoo day and night
  • helen the soccer mom
  • panda donut
  • z u c c
  • questionable lumps
  • becky's live tweeting sesh
  • zamnnnnn
  • what the hecky becky
  • henri "hacking" the group chat
  • Evan DaRNELL
  • eating lunch together EVERYDAY @ the back table (:(:
  • the staff frisbee game where our love was born<3
  • "Group Poop with the boys"
  • Group Showers with the boys

fam quotes

  • "electronic makes me blue like a smurf" -sandy
  • "stop being so politically incorrect henry, two women can have a children" -franz
  • "do you q_ _ _ _" -sandy
  • "reed is a god" -henri
  • "guys, let's roast henry while he's not on the oovoo" -sandy
  • "this toe's name is martha, this one is richie, this one is stevie, this one is michie, and this one is veronica" -sandy
  • "you can't slide into dm over number" -franz
  • "my eyebrows are ombré" -soren
  • "that's my think" -franz
  • "i've been having hardcore jam sessions by myself" -sandy
  • "the most unhealthy thing i have at my house is lean cuisine" -sandy
  • "we're like one shared fetus" -franz
  • "lot's of people have an rbf, but i have a resting determined face" -franz
  • "i could go to college on a thumb scholarship" -helen
  • "he looks horrific. ugh, he looks like an asparagus" -delaney
  • "we're able to oovoo at 9 o'clock in the afternoon" -sandy
  • "he gets on my helen senses" -helen
  • "nicole... like nicholas, but the girl version" -sandy
  • "we're uterus twins" -franz
  • "if my baby was 1/3 mexican, 1/3 white, and 1/3 korean... i think it'd be orange" -sandy
  • "h o w c o u l d y o u d i s l i k e n u t s ?" -henri
  • "rory, here's what you're gonna do. shoot an eagle in the paw, but don't kill it. make a saddle out of a tye dye t-shirt, and ride it to atlanta." -franz
  • "are you my appendix? because i'm not sure who you are or what you do, but i have a feeling that i should take you out." -franz
  • "guys? i've been thinking that this oovoo chat is like a smurf." -franz
  • "are you a snake?" -sandy
  • "give me a pause, rory!!" -franz
  • "fight me, helen" -reed
  • "death to americaaa!!!" -dayne (creds @ soren)
  • "i feel like mr.krabs" -sandy
  • "you wanna scan me?" -henri
  • "francesca, are you high?" -reed
  • "z u c c" -henri
  • "#reky" -reece
  • "....but i like a good ciabatta sandwich is what i'm sayin, ya feel me?" -henri
  • "how much do you think i could sell my arm for on ebay" -rory
  • "5 pounds if you catch my drift(;" -henri
  • "becky won't break ur phone, becky will j break your neck" -becky
  • "he's a monkey butt" -hel
  • "j questionable lumps and a v-line" -becky
  • "why is a piece of cereal riding another piece of cereal" -becky
  • "WHY'S THIS RABBIT TALKING it's so cute tho" -becky
  • "'keep on sucking' these jolly rancher commercials" -becky
  • "y is voldemort a hecking octopus" -becky
  • "wow a giant cat" -becky
  • "mmmmmmm? fiber one." -becky
  • "your dog is the size of my foot." -reece
  • "becky HOEsen" -rory
  • "don't make fun dogs" -becky
  • "but im str8 as a g8 i cant flirt with a dude" -reece
  • "ey no homo but i get lost in your eyes whenever we speak, my dude" -reece
  • "I'm only a fboy at summer camp" -dayne

relationtips of tfb

  • becky & reed - together forever
  • delaney & dayne - chuckles <--- seven months later & still flirting ("going strong" -del)
  • francesca & roberto - it's legitimate
  • becky & dayne - we all know what you're doing under those bed sheets
  • becky & porter - evan darnell, porter smith??? they're all the same
  • sandy & reece - only legit one
  • sandy & reed - seed!! fake siblings ftw
  • henry & becky - umm
  • rory & reed - denies love for each other constantly while gazing into each other's eyes
  • reed & helen - "stable" marriage
  • rory & reece - royce, fake relationtip
  • sophie & porter - the love of one day
  • sandy & dayne - for like two minutes
  • robert & milkshakes - palace pt !!!
  • sandy & cookies - 5 a day keeps the skinny-ness away
  • sandy & asians - the kpop obsession is real
  • sandy & jacob - canoodling & tip school musical
  • sandy & max - ha y e e t
  • rory & injuring her toes - bruises the same color as her nail polish
  • dayne & every girl at duke tip - heckboi?
  • dayne & his 69 dates to the dance - rory respectfully declined
  • dayne & anyone but helen - "he gets on my helen senses"
  • sandy & puppy - only a slight obsession
  • sophie & her porestrips - gotta keep the pores clean
  • the whole squad & sugar cookies - we're addicted
  • rory & her days - see vincent, evan, etc
  • delaney & kolya - a match made in heaven, aka duke tip
  • francesca & reed - "are you high?" (the three words that sparked it all)
  • henry & the word "rip" - RIP
  • henry & playing 'ultimate frisbee' - it's a lifestyle
  • becky & henry, porter, reece, robert, richard, dayne, & reed - embracing the slore lifestyle(; (hecky, porky, beece, rocky, ricky, decky, && beed)
  • dayne, reed, & robert - but only on tuesdays
  • francesca & acute conjunctivitis - francesca, are you high?
  • francesca & never settling - you're a goddess, never ever settle
  • rory & racecars - roARY
  • francesca & political correctness - two women can have a children
  • squad & duke tip - homeee<3

YR 2 (2017)

tfb @ 2017's quadfest!! left to right, back row: becky, kate, eden, rory, helen, francesca; front row: owen, jacob, christian, wilson, sandy, katie, caroline

better than second yr

3RD YEAR LIT YEAR WOOOOO

memorable moments

  • WOAT (see below)
  • we love y'(adder)all (related: last dance)
  • the best night of our lives
  • ho vs. hoe
  • LOTHR - meeting the hot rag and bonding over our love for them
  • making rory's name into words - rorgy, rorgasm, whorey, borey, etc.
  • oliver = the loml
  • 2a - makeshift hangout spot
  • the last dance - we don't need to discuss the details but it was memorable to say the least
  • michael climbing out of a window to "catch a frisbee"
  • rory and abhi being the best wingmen - @sandy @jared @michael
  • rory and her boss = greasy mess - hair so greasy u could fry an eggg
  • creighton only crying "two tears" - left eye is for rory, right eye is for sandy
  • hammer hoes
  • 3... 2... 1... NUGGET
  • the chicken train - chugga chugga chugga chugga CHICKEN
  • u look like an egg/bug/nugget
  • "doing" tipsync - a night to remember?
  • HSM movie day
  • eating lunch together everyyyyday - back table
  • reed going to "urgent care" - or was it the ER?
  • rory and sandy getting LIT at tipsync - lost our voices
  • christian's bug glasses
  • getting caught sneaking to alspaugh
  • rory breaking her ankle - can't walk to save her life
  • staff-student frisbee game - lol rory and sandy are the MVP's
  • tip is love
  • bathroom parties
  • honestly kms
  • dayne and creighton yelling "ROOOOOOORY" at the same time
  • waiting for warm cookies - one true love
  • micro michael
  • happy + hale adventure
  • back room of alspaugh common room
  • yelling FUCK
  • what ru doing in my SWAMP
  • robert and helen being some wheels - much love for my favorite 3rd and 4th wheels <3
  • whipped
  • buying flowers from ninth st
  • joe's garden tools
  • ryan gosling screenplay
  • orchid thief dancers
  • litty bois
  • "greeen team!!!" quadfest - dress code???
  • LOTHR photoshop work
  • mask off
  • ____ is a go!!!!
  • chickfila chicken platter
  • eno fiesta - becky and creighton
  • michael and sandy being related
  • scared of tractors
  • the habanero pepper
  • sandy becoming a flamer
  • the good burger
  • frisbaes
  • sandy's babe/boo/ex
  • sandy's nasty toes
  • morning runs - squad actually did it!
  • what the bitch
  • asking lax bros about evan darnell
  • fran shaving becky
  • sandy walking in on becky shaving in the sink
  • group shower!
  • bob and canada
  • that one time that katie hit rory's roommate with a pair of socks
  • fuckboy monday x3
  • gay tuesday x3
  • on wednesdays we wear pink
  • rory third wheeling sandy and francesca on the morning runs wk 2 - U twins
  • Joe's hoes
  • hot dog/sandwich debate - it's not a sandwich, anyone that thinks it is can fight me -rory it is a sandwich, regretfully -reece, it is a sandwich that breaks the rules - sandy
  • dancing with shoes on our hands - best thing ever - big green tracotr@!!!!!
  • last night = best night
  • rory, delaney, caroline, and kate getting caught going to the A - ahhh the memories
  • ihk !!!
  • christian's youtube channel
  • stalking nate's insta
  • raise your hand if ____ is hot *raises hands*
  • my name's ____ and ____ HUH roasts
  • aleut
  • rory not being able to tell the difference between dayne and creighton's voice
  • rory being illiterate
  • rory can't draw hearts
  • random spontaneous hugs justified by sort-of-ish eye contact from across the room - @creighton @dayne @rory @sandy
  • diet loml
  • talking to Delusional Jared (TM) in the middle of the night
  • houseparty EVERY NIGHT of summer 17

fam quotes

  • "they think i'm choosing bagels over Jesus'" -rory
  • "rorgy" - sandy
  • "we'll see" -rory
  • what the bitch" -rory
  • "we'll see" -LOTHR
  • what do they put in this, crack? it's amazing" -fran
  • "caroline, your dress is the color of a honey badger" -jacob
  • "i'm really gay" -jacob
  • "you can lead a horse to the water but ya can't make it drink!!" -fran, caroline, and delaney
  • "make it a quickie!!" -caroline
  • "jesus fucking died for me." -??? (;
  • "what ru doing in my SWAMP?!" -helen and becky
  • "God never knows me better than when i'm rolling down the hill" -fran
  • "why did the chicken cross the playground? to get to the other SLIDE" -reece
  • "I pledge allegiance to the texas flag" -reed
  • "her pants are so tight you can see her religion" -caroline
  • "east is beast, west is incest" -the whole squad but spicy mikey irl
  • "hi high, i'm michael" -michael
  • "double dipping in the ware gene pool" -fran/del/rory
  • "bhunthika? more like bhunTHICCa" - wilson
  • "if you add(er)all the memories together, you have enough to last a lifetime" -kate
  • "we can all shower together" -michael
  • "can you do my calves" -fran/rory
  • "calf me" -fran/becky
  • "a name is just a representation of who you are" -abhi
  • "i think i just naturally look high" -abhi
  • "hi high, i'm JEWISH" -michael, part 2
  • "wait if you straight up eat an entire sliced loaf of bread is that a sandwich bc it's bread sandwiched between more bread" -michael
  • "wait what if you put two sliced of bread on opposite ends of the earth, does that mean the world is a sandwich" -michael
  • "you look like a bug" - sandy
  • "freedom scholes is a god" - all of spicy
  • "wink wink sink" -helen
  • "close yo legs and open up a bible" -katie
  • "the concept of 'sandwiches', like many things, is a social construct...i can be a sandwich, you can be a sandwich, we are all sandwiches'"- noah r.
  • "all ______ people look alike" -abhi
  • "mk ur 6'9"!! !that's pretty high" -rory
  • "ur name is helen which almost rhymes with mightY!" -rory
  • "i wish i could go back in time to ben franklin... so i could be on the one hundred dollar bill so instead of people saying "i have benjamins" they'd say i've got jareds" -jared
  • "did you know that clouds break? i flew through a cloud on an airplane and it broke. it was a mesmerizing event." -jared
  • "i'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom" -jared
  • "have you ever considered that wood could be made of metal" -jared
  • "chippy i'm so proud of you, you're like the brother i never had. let's go celebrate with my 70 $1 bills!" -jared
  • "hum hmbm hm" -jared
  • "oh my gooddddd plump. pillows." -jared
  • "why in maps the earth is bue and green? i think instead of having it green... racecars" -jared
  • "if you go up to the galaxy and look down you see black people you see white people you see yellow people you see brown people... well with that logic the world on a map should just be rainbow." -jared
  • "i'm part of the illuminati because my nipples connect to my bell button forming a triangle" -jared
  • "the moon consists of many many white bulbs conected to form a giant ball of light" -jared
  • "a donut is just dough with nut on it" -owen
  • "you've got quite the honker right there" -jacob
  • "becky, i had a dream that i accidentally made my entire family move to greeneville and i was so upset that i almost cried. it was worse than any nightmare i've ever had." -some little bitch (michael)
  • "you're like the equivalent of a zombie, becky." -also from some little bitch (michael)
  • "you look like a mental fatty" - reece
  • "here's your fee...t" -bhunthiCCKKQQa (becky)
  • "will ferrell visited me in my sleep and told me i would be the greatest" - jared
  • "dicks don't look good, they feel good." - creighton
  • "don’t be alarmed if your pet Rory makes strange and alarming sudden squawking noises. this is normal. in fact, it’s a sign of good health in your rory." -creighton
  • "the only reason were sitting in circles instead of squares is to make sure that everyone is socially equal. that's some communist thinking right there." - nelson
  • "for fuck's sake god is dead, ima go jump off a cliff." - nelson
  • "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK"- satan (nelson)
  • "i like to stalk people's instagrams for pay." - nelson
  • "i swear i'm not relevant enough in this quotes section, so i'm just gonna spam my way through it" - nelson

relationtips of tfb

  • sandy and michael - ummmmmmm
  • sandy and jared - whipppped but adorable af
  • rory and reed - :,)
  • dayne WARE and delaney/karlyn - wk 1 fun times (edit: wk 1??? More like first 2 days) (edit: sorry bb i rounded up)
  • caroline and jacob - the cutest and most legit one
  • jake and delaney - oooooo dang
  • jake and katie - surfer boy and south ga
  • katie and wilson - OOPS
  • reece and francesca - not an actual thing but should be
  • helen and christian - tx folks do it right
  • francesca and mitch - LMAO
  • all of us + porter - our fav bb
  • squad and dining hall cookies - it's a lifestyle
  • michael and abhi - west is incest
  • reed and helen - only because they bond over their love for TX
  • reed and robert - everyone's favorite PILFs
  • flamers and flamers - best squad best squad
  • reed and dayne - yo i saw them hug twice on the last week of camp so they're basically married
  • delaney and nate WARE - double-dipping in the ware gene pool
  • ada fillers and me - "hey girl!"
  • michael and reed - CUTE
  • becky and helen - cucumbers??? vampires??????

YR 3 (2018)

the last hurrah but this time its personal (featuring a GAzebO)

memorable moments

  • KAB nation
  • offenses 1, 2, and 2.5
  • tape masks
  • our nUTz
  • group showers
  • anti-KAB committee
  • baking party with styrofoam bowls
  • gorls teaching boys about how we're definitely not complicated
  • the ryan gosling cutout
  • nOoDz chat
  • the GAZEBO
  • friendship bracelets
  • piano room parties
  • hearts throbbing tip sync
  • sundays on ninth st
  • bait&rate by caroline and rorororo
  • dips on the stairwell in 3rd floor bassett
  • helen getting THICC
  • abhi ruining rory and caroline's love life by being a BAD AF wingman
  • fourth year boys DQ in tip sync
  • rory and sandy getting cut from wet dreamz!!!!
  • respect greenies
  • fuckboy monday
  • gay tuesday
  • on wednesdays we wear pink
  • la croix with a twist
  • caroline is the dad and rory is the stepmom of max
  • third floor bathroom gang
  • gumby
  • sporkle water
  • "quadfest"
  • spin the bottle
  • wilson pissing on creighton
  • helen's first
  • SO much califia mocha cold brew
  • group shower post-quadfest ft. whores, caroline, and sandy
  • rory's bRoKeN toe
  • sandy being not in wilson's room for like 3 hours
  • abhi sheeran

fam quotes

  • "they're taking away my nutz!!!!!!!!" -caroline
  • "u gonna be real and show sum or what" -anon
  • "greenies have no rights" -mostly abhi
  • "this cowboy needs more ammo for his gun" -wilson
  • "i'll put tables in your mouth" -rory
  • "wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee'" - eden and caroline
  • nut -caroline
  • send nOoDz -bhunTHICCa
  • "my spidey senses are tingling" -creighton
  • "hey helen ur thicc" -rory
  • "why are you so cOMpLicAtEd" -dayne
  • "i'm not moving" -creighton
  • "u good?" -dayne
  • "strange." -dayne
  • "ixxloveeyouxdhvns" -caroline, when feeling twisty
  • "honey, honey, i know how a fucking condo works" -abhi
  • "spitters are quitters, quinners are winners" -rory
  • "you would go VEGAN for her?????" -sandy
  • "i used to go to cici's on special occasions... then we upgraded to outback" -quinn
  • "rory, don't desecrate your juicy thighs" -spencer
  • "big fax" -big tex
  • "michael i will smash your ass" -spencer
  • "i will thirst a cucumber into your dingus" -spencer
  • "to me, blue jeans is out of fashion" -abhi
  • "i love PARIS" -helen and rory
  • "that's bestiality, and that's not ok" -rory
  • "hey eden, for .06 seconds you looked like wilson, the 2016 watercolors captain" -reece
  • "why would you yeet skeet, when you could yaint skaint?" -spencer

relationtips of tfb

  • flamers and being lit AF - OG gang gang gang gang gang
  • the boys and being complicated - the powerpoint says it all, HMU for the link
  • sandy and wilson - so cute my bffs
  • rory and becky - everyone's favorite PILFs 2.0
  • rory and sandy - r u a snake?
  • becky and helen - a strange bond
  • delaney and cocaine - issa lifestyle
  • caroline and nick - aw
  • caroline and dayne - offense #2!
  • rory and caroline - only here for the nOOdZ and the nUTz
  • delaney and dayne - rip
  • PILF and ur mom - we love speed dating
  • R + C (tru love) - ssssh
  • rory and cucumbers - lunch date everyday
  • abhi and mocha - spends every day in the trinity cafe
  • KABs and other KABs - it's meant to be
  • michael and ani - our whole hearts, may they rest in peace
  • michael and abhi - <33333333
  • rory, sandy, dayne, and creighton - OG rorgy
  • rory, caroline, and abhi - anti-KAB committee
  • everyone and bark thins - mmmmmpOW
  • becky and online school - her time spent every night >>>>>
  • rory, eden, and hardwood floors - we love our beds!!!!
  • sandy and creighton - if not married by 35...
  • everyone and the leftmost shower #3 - a sacred place
  • eden and the flower - ;)
  • tristan and his steroids - he's a C cup (on a good day)!
  • abhi and making out with everyone - jokes jokes
  • creighton and dayne - gay chicken
  • creighton and wilson - piss
  • billy and wilson - beef?
  • caroline and the homeless man - 5am fun
  • rory's balls and eden's balls - room #121 is a good time
  • caroline/eden and whEEEeeeEee(d) - *drops*
  • reece and caroline - intense finger motions
  • nick cackett and football - hes not very good but we still love him
  • creighton and NOT helen - no words
  • helen and dayne - an experience that he'll never forget
  • abhi's shirt and the toilet - its wet
  • sandy and saying "issa go" - see the compilation vid
  • GORLS shower squad and water on the 2nd floor bathroom - we cleaned it uP!!!!
  • whoregang and every single boy at duke tip - sorry for stealing all of your bitches
  • caroline and creighton - ¿¿¿¿48 hours who????? ¿¿¿¿¿ACL???? ¿¿¿¿¿iM nOt mOvINg????

Family Tree

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Reed and Helen are married, while Rory was an occasional tempstress. Rory and Francesca were a shared fetus. Reed, Henry, and Sandy were siblings,until Sandy and Reed kicked Henry out. While Sandy, Rory, and Francesca were cousins.There were many other marriages and divorces in the group. Way too many to count on one page. (Reed and Becky originally got married on the 2nd day of tip, but that is not mentioned often). Porter is Becky's mom, but they're also married and have a daughter (Rory) who has 50 pets. -sims not irl Furthermore, Rory and Becky are cousins, as their dads who forget shoes are twins. Porter is Helen's son since Helen is a soccer mom and porter is a soccer player.

^ does that make reed a dad?

^ everyone is dad!!

^ becky i know dis u

^ ??? i don't remember doing this so no it was not me becky jk it was me becky

^ hey hoe becky u can't say me becky only me rory can say that because she an original hoe

The Five Rules of Rory

1. Do not draw on me (Rory).

2. Do not make fun of me (Rory).

3. Exit.

4. ?????????????

5. Rory is never okay.

6. Don't ship me (Rory) with anYONE. (ssh this is a lie, ship me (rory) with whoever but only if me (rory) is told about said ship so we can discuss)

National Roast Henry Day

AUGUST 27 is national roast henry day. the day, plainly stated, is designated to roasting our favorite kid henrizzzzzle.

August 27th is used in homage to our god (reed) and his birth.

reed is a god -henry

2016

national roast henry or for this case henri day was a success. TFB started a whole other group chat just for this purpose and put their friends from home in it. everyone threw some pretty good roasts at henri if I do say so myself. Memes were involved as henri is the king of memes and the day was just an over all great one. sadly it is over now but there are many more to come! here's to August 27th 2017!

The WOAT

The night of July 7, 2017. The best conversation to ever grace this earth. Lots of love for each and every one of (adder)all of your wonderful contributions to this glorious night.


Woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

He said me haffi

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat!

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!

So me put in

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

When you ah guh

Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Meh nuh cyar if him

Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


Dry! ...Me a desert him

Nuh time to have you lurking

Him ah go act like he nuh like it

You know I dealt with you the nicest

Nuh body touch me you nuh righteous

Nuh badda, text me in a crisis

I believed all of your dreams, adoration

You took my heart and my keys and my patience

You took my heart on my sleeve for decoration

You mistaken my love I brought for you for foundation

All that I wanted from you was to give me

Something that I never had

Something that you've never seen

Something that you've never been!

Mmmmm!

But I wake up and act like nothing's wrong

Just get ready fi...


woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

He said me haffi

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat!

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!

So me put in

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

Ner ner ner ner ner ner!

When yuh ago learn learn learn learn learn learn!

Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn!


Beg you something please

Baby don't you leave

Don’t leave me stuck here in the streets, uh huh

If I get another chance to

I will never, no never neglect you

I mean who am I to hold your past against you?

I just hope that it gets to you

I hope that you see this through

I hope that you see this true

What can I say?

Please recognize I'm tryin', babe!!!

I have to


woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

He said me haffi

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat!

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!

So me put in

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

When you ah guh

Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Meh nuh cyar if him

Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


Yeah, okay

You need to get done, done, done, done at woat, come over

We just need to slow the motion

Don't give that away to no one

Long distance, I need you

When I see potential I just gotta see it through

If you had a twin, I would still choose you

I don't wanna rush into it, if it's too soon

But I know you need to get done, done, done, done

If you come over

Sorry if I'm way less friendly

I got niggas tryna end me, oh

I spilled all my emotions tonight, I’m sorry

Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'

How many more shots until you're rollin'?

We just need a face to face

You could pick the time and the place

You spent some time away

Now you need to forward and give me all the...

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

He said me haffi

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

He se me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt!

So me put in

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

When you ah guh

Learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Meh nuh cyar if him

Hurt, hurt, hurt, hurt, hurting


Mmmmm, mmmmm

Mmmmm, mmmmm

woat, woat, woat, woat, woat, woat

Mmmmm, mmmmm”