The Ugly Tree
The amazingly climbable magnolia tree outside Bassett dorm came to be known during Term II '05 as The Ugly Tree after a certain nasty piece of business on Wear a Skirt Wednesday. The Ugly Tree was frequented by members of the '05 Llama Posse and the Llama herself. In addition, there was much Oh-noetry composed in the Ugly Tree. While the so-called "tree sex" was discouraged by John Birch, John Fowler, Steve, Zach, and others, OSC Leanne, RC J-rock, and TA Meredith were all "Cool With That".
T-shirts were made at the end of the term. They're red, and feature the personnified Ugly Tree saying, "Excuse me, but STFU."