The Sexiest Junior Paralegals on Legs

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The CTA/SOL Ultra-Master Race: The Sexiest Junior Paralegals on Legs. A rare, legally competent and sexy super-being created when a Bearer of the Hat & Title of Sex On Legs completes the Criminal Trial Advocacy class during Term 2 at East Campus. Known Ultra-master Race members include: Michael Nirenberg (the original Sex On Legs, hallowed be his name) and Thomas Gonzenbach(SOL III). The Ultra-Master Race has also adopted former Sex On Legs Eita Yamaguchi (SOL II) and Leland Ott (SOL IV) into its ranks. Kyle Dickson (SOL VI) also took CTA, but I don't think he realizes this is a thing.