The Dad of DUML Dorm 1

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The Dad of DUML Dorm 1

We all know some RCs are not the most amazing so some tipsters like to do their jobs for them but this time CORRECTLY. This certain tipster in the 2018 third year boys dorm (D1), Ben Kuebler, is the Dad of D1. Ben took his job very very seriously and lived by his schedules strictly. Every morning he woke up every boy in the dorm (usually by screaming the peacefully sleeping tipster’s name) and each night he tucked the boys into bed. Sometimes he tucked the sheets in and said a simple good night. Other times when particular tipsters would ask to be tucked in, he would climb up to their bunk and simply say, “No.”  Ben was the father of the dorm and took care of each of his boys. It took a little longer for him and the rest of the boys to warm up to others, but Ben eventually brought the whole dorm together with the iconic words of, “Dorm one dorm fun,” in the dorm’s groupchat. 
Ben is quoted as saying Justin was his favorite child in his dorm because “he followed the rules”. He also adopted a second year tipster, named Augie, to be a part of the D1 dorm. Ben’s other role was also head drummer in their Tipsync performance of “Africa” by Toto.