Term II 2006 email

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This is an email that was passed around after the end of Term II 2006. It has little clips of what happened at Davidson that term.

  • You know you’re a Davidson Term II Tipster when…
    • …Aimee is a mythical creature whose wrath is feared above all imagining.
    • …having 16 STDs is normal.
    • …your favorite place to hang is intercourse bench.
    • …marrying your tractor isn’t considered wrong.
    • …You’re obsessing over ultimate Frisbee.
    • …Cell phone reception is a rare occurrence.
    • …you’re having 2 hour debates on Harry potter.
    • …Gatorade powder is the bomb.
    • …you’re discussing evolution over breakfast.
    • …you’re doing gymnastics in the hallway.
    • …CVS is you’re new favorite store.
    • …tangerines are referred to as bruised fruit. (Or by Amanda, at least)
    • …you paint yourself different colors and snarfle jello
    • …guys have animal names.
    • …you’re climbing in the ceiling.
    • …you find raw Ramon noodles.
    • …you listen to someone recite 314 digits of pi on the spot.
    • …you fear Vail macaroni and cheese.
    • …you eat a lot on phat Thursday.
    • …you hate International Relations. (No offense to IR…we love you)
    • …it’s all fun and games until a cat gets thrown up against a tree.
    • …you’re putting nail polish on grasshoppers.
    • …seeing Taush in a trashcan is normal.
    • …guys ask for eye-liner remover.
    • …you wear a neon shoelace.
    • …your room looks like a bomb hit it and no one cares.
    • …you dig putting on deodorant in public.
    • …knocking through a cinderblock wall becomes Morse code. (It was really a beat competition.- Connor Newton and Vince Mitchell '07) [Edit: Dear Connor and Vince, not quite. It was a way through which to have conversations with neighbors without waking the sleeping Aimee]
    • …you see a guy wearing a skirt.
    • …you find that togas are the new fashion.
    • …no more than one blowdryer works in the same room.
    • …deforestation debates are heated.
    • …you sell your soul for a can of soda.
    • …you are addicted to Purell.
    • …you have a ton of stalkers.
    • …everyone loves duct tape.
    • …you beg your TAs and RCs for a ride to laser tag.
    • …there’s a urinal in the girl’s bathroom.
    • …you chop off various parts of fingers with an X-acto knife.
    • …you hear the term ‘San hanirizer.’
    • …your view is a concrete wall.
    • …you watch for a blue noodle at lunch.
    • …you’re carrying an 8-foot stack of cardboard.
    • …you hug your friends for no reason at all.
    • …you’re underwear gets stolen.
    • …hats are passed from person to person. (Particularly sam’s hat)
    • …someone wants to cook a groundhog.
    • …you don’t want to leave nerd camp.
    • ...seeing a big black kid and a short white guy crying together is common on the last three days.