Sam Unger
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Known for wearing the cutest pug shirt EVER ❤️❤️❤️
Description
- Sam Kaine Unger was an RC at Rice University for both terms of TIP 2018.
- Sam is dad, and is the true father of all TIPsters. All who say Frank is the true dad are false blasphemers, and must be absorbed into the love of the Sam.
- Sam doesn't work out, even though he is obviously the most powerful man on Earth. Sam's power rivals that of Cody Stewart, but Cody does have authority of the Sam.
- Sam is not the Samwise Gamgee to my Frodo, he is Frodo. Sam is Frodo, plus all other characters in Lord of the Rings. Sam is also Sauron, which means that Sam has the ability to become godlike at will.
- "The best RC anyone could have ever had"-AT
- Sam is the best man to ever walk the face of the earth.
- Father of Sam's Club
- Worshipped by the Sam Cult
