SMP
From the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
The SMP is an acronym standing for Sexy Mama Posse. It is a group of fourth year girls at East 2 who show that they are in this group by wearing stars on their right eyes. This group is not meant to be exclusive and mean. Alas, it is.
Hey guys, this is Jessica, you SMP leader for 2007!! I sorta have a vision for the SMP this year, as cheesy as that may seem. Though I don't want us to be exclusive and mean at all, I think it's a teensy bit crazy to let boys into the sexy MAMA posse (even though I love Hanna with all my heart). I know, I know--ACDC is the llama mama and all, but still, I think SMP should be a sexy girl thing. SO. It's exclusive in those regards. I'm sticking with tradition in that I'm going to choose a deputee and codeputee that have yet to be decided, but there will be other girls in the group, so don't worry if you're not picked! If I didn't choose you to be in and you want to be, just ask one of us! We're not going to shut anyone out of course! The reason I'm going through the trouble of hand-picking girls is because of my vision. I want SMP girls to be true TiP girls--fun, cool, and accepting. That means I may have to lay down a couple rules.
1) To participate in SMP, you have GOT to be true TiPster! That means participating in spirit days and dressing up and just being awesome, okay?
2) Also, you can't be mean. Like...I don't want SMP to be mean fourth year girls. My first memory of SMP was my second year when I played this crap game of ultimate (I'm probably the worst ultimate player EVER), and after the game Nola (remember Nola!), one of the SMPs, found me at dinner out of everyone, slapped me on the back, and said I played a good game. I was fourteen, a relatively new TiPster, and I thought that was the coolest thing anyone had ever done. I want SMP to be that, guys!!
So if I choose you, you can't be a bitch. It's like that, okay?
I love you guyss and I can't wait till this year!!
