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Nanotech was a first time class in Duke West Term II. Dangerously popular, taught by Jared Ashcroft and Aren Gerdon. It was about small stuff. Mostly we learned what carbon nanotube is. Need I say more?

Well, you asked for it. Aside from our teacher's horrible timing of bringing in graduate students on wear-a-skirt-wednesday (yes, we got some weird looks), we nanotechies even got to wear biohazard suits and tour some labs. We even created these extremely fun powerpoint presentations! We spent half the time in class on them, and they let us present in a lecture hall, just like college students! Gee, isn't that swell? And if you think it couldn't get any better, our teachers were afraid of us! Yes, in class they ruled with an iron fist, but outside class they were natural campus clowns. Do I detect a hint of jealousy in your voice? No. Well se you deem suitable.

• Tony

• Amanda

• And I'm Taylor

• Phillip

• Olga ^_______^

• Amy <3

• Brian

• Other members: Daniel, Xander, John, Thomas, Marc, Chandler, Crispy (actually Chris B), Chris, Trevor, Tom

It must be stated that Daniel, Xander, John, Thomas, and Tom were for the most part the creators of all these jokes, up until about i wish i was jared ashcroft, or wherever they start getting gay.

[edit] Some of our copious jokes and memories

(stolen from somewhere)

• what IS carbon nanotube!?!?

• I raised my pimp status in nanotechnology.

• nanotechnology is MY krunk juice!

• Jared Ashcroft and Snoop Dogg-- BFF

• Aren rockin out with Kiss

• 53|210|_|5 64//�|25

• If I had Crooks' body/face:

• I wish I was Jared Ashcroft.

• "It's raining on our parade?" "what rain?" "what parade?"

• edema + lethal antigen = pirates

• Look at that SEXY BEAST! --Ashcroft (of himself)

• Infectious grooves

• "I'm glad to know you think my ass is sexy."

• "OOH... DOUBLE PWNAGE!"

• "That's a kneeslapper."

• "You mean you ROTATE?!"

• Circle of laughter!!

• Everyone loves, magical Trevor...

• "The judges have reached a decision." *beatbox*

• "FICTION!!!!!!!!"

• "NANO NINJAS-- ATTACK!!!"

• Trevor: “Yo Tony!”

Tony: “Talk to me.” Trevor: “Okay bitch here’s what it is...”

• “TAYLOR! I WANT YOUR BABIES!” “RIGHT NOW!!”

• Colloidal gold helps prolong life!

• “Dazed N Confused”

• Top 5 Sexiest Nanotechnologists

• Number 6-- Jared Ashcroft

• "yeah, one of my grandmother's boyfriends.... his wife..."

• “I would have girls all over me (annoying, but true)”

• "Crooks-- A crooked life. The picture says it all."

• “So nucular....” “It’s NUCLEAR!! Get it right AREN!”

• “C-sixty?” “Thats correct...but not...because you didn’t say what is. Therefore your team loses ANOTHER two hundred points, you are now at -600.”

• “Aren! It’s not time to go in! We’ve only been out here 6 minutes!” “Oh, really? Ok then.”

• “By Olga who thinks that guy is sexy ----> *pic of fat guy*

• “Nanotube” *arrow pointing down*

• “Where's my damn T-Shirt? I paid ten dollars for that bitch I want it now!” -Taylor*