Mike Sori

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Mike Sori
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Campus(es)	East
Attended	2006-2007
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Dorm	Alspaugh

Mike Sori was an RC on the 2nd floor of Alspaugh for 2006. A rising junior at Duke, he was bffs with several boys in his RAG, including Sam Warlick and Samir Sheth. It is also on record that he said Emma Miller was his favorite TIPster. He would often be involved in intense Ultimate games that would result him removing his shirt and walking around his hall, really sweaty, afterwards. Sometimes Mike wore a red Hawaiian shirt that was pretty out there, but he rocked it hard. Admittedly inspired by the kiss that was left by someone-who-totally-was-not-Emma-Miller on Mike's picture, a certain group of girls on Mike's hall left dozens of lipstick kisses on the "Mike Sori" paper on his door. Mike (way too)frequently exclaimed that things were "Completely ridiculous!" and this became something of a catchphrase on campus. It was from his RAG that Marcello "Marshmallow" disappeared in the middle of the night, much to Mike's delight since it left the air-conditioned room Marshmallow shared with Sam Warlick open for much company. It is to be noted that Mike loved TIP so much that he hung out in his room or on campus even when he had days off. In fact, he stated that the only difference between a working day and a day off for him was that on days off he ate dinner with the staff rather than his RAG.

Mike's RAG was a member of the SUPER RAG!

"Term I - 2007" Mike Sori's rage was probably one of the most amazing rags to ever come together at TiP. A very diverse group, it contained Donald the owner of The infamous Pimp Robe, Phil a 6' 3" Eskimo, Ashish- a descendant of Ghandi...somewhat and ultimate RPS champion during carnival day, Joe- most credited for his use of the word Malice, Mark- The Golden Horde leader, Noel- The anti-itch/ A/C boy, Evan- The French Maid, and many other diverse people. They were credited with creating the sport "Double Ultimate" on their first rag night. In a course of 15 minutes during their last rag night, they downed 2 Vermonsters. The highlight of this term was the exciting revival of the "slow clap." The Durham Bulls, having finally won a game, deserved the admiration of TiPsters globally, so the slow clap started and stuck for the rest of the Term..Naked Airplane.

"Term II - 2007" During a certain mandatory fun activity, Mike Sori was sitting in an awkward position on a couch in the lobby of the Union. A certain TIPster noticed a very startling fact. Mike Sori has a gigantic bulge Thereafter, all members of his RAG regarded him with much more respect, especially George Netscher. This young TIPster revealed these strange and impressive rumors to Mike Sori one evening at dinner. Mike Sori was taken aback. All he could say was..."That's Completely Rediculous." Eleanor's RAG, already enamored of Mike Sori, became completely obsessive upon hearing this revelation. They shower their obsession by having their RAG shirts simply state "We <3 Mike Sori." Mike and his RAG also completed the Taco Bell One. It was the peak of Mike Sori's life. Everything will just be downhill from there. Tom Palmer (aka T Bag or British Tom) received no credit for this amazing feat of manhood for he ate none of the food at Taco Bell. AC/DC, Thomas Abbot, Kevin, and George receive special recognition for doing the majority of the bowel-aching work. George is reported as having taken 3 bathroom emergencies the next day after waking up "feeling likes his bowels were going to explode." Because Mike and his RAG are super badasses, they went to Wendy's after The One to get Frosties. Not a single man in the RAG threw up. The entirety of The One was held down.

Ode to Mike Sori (by Emma Miller)

Mike Sori's pretty sexy,
I think we'd all agree.
Someone kissed his photograph--
I swear it wasn't me!

Mike Sori wears Hawaiian shirts,
He refuses to conform.
Even when he has days off,
He hangs out inside his dorm.

Maybe when I'm older,
Mike and I will date.
But right now I'm not legal,
I guess I'll have to wait.