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Jordan is a very special TIPster who attended Davidson Term 1 in 2007 and Duke East Term 1 in both 2008/2009.

[edit] Jordan at Davidson

I didn't know Jordan at Davidson, but she did the Talent Show AND Lip Sync. Neither did I. Alas... I did know Jordan Rudner at Davidson. And she has not changed... She has NOT changed... although... I do not seem to be pulling any memories of Tippy.

[edit] Jordan at Duke (2009)

Jordan embodies Duke TIP almost to its fullest. She shows a great attachment to TIP Jordan is a wonderful girl who encourages people to try and love TIP almost as much as she does. From personal experience, she has taught me that no matter how much you might for example, become homesick, not enjoy your class, or get an unfortunate roommate, every single waking moment and day at TIP turns out that much better. She opens the door to opportunities for others besides herself. Jordan is always searching for ways to better the TIP community. TIP is her life and for her, life is TIP.

Jordan Rudner is ayoung woman and has never disappointed anyone with her strange ways of having fun, pulling pranks, or just trying to create laughter among the TIP community.

• Buying female libido tonic for the use of just "because it would be hilarious". Attempting to put it in the drinks of others, but failing. This mixture was bought at the Whole Foods Supermarket and was eventually used, even on people that to this day, may not know that it used on them. Let noted that this product WAS NOT approved by the FDA. [Edit: they totally brought it upon themselves. And it just gave Evan menstrual.]
• Breaking the lock on her own door with a fellow TIPster by the name of "The Boss" in the attempt to see if it would be possible to unlock a dorm room door (this was attempted because if it were to work, it would have been done on the dorm room door of Peter Sloan to try and steal back Tippy). Unfortunately, this test was a failure, and led to the problem [Edit: total coincidence] of Jordan's lock breaking. But what people knew was that she tried to open the door and it just would not open. "It simply broke".
• Putting together the event of 4:08 Tuesday, where nothing was accomplished or planned (but yes, Tippy WAS taken back into the hands of the fellow TIPsters, from the staff, but was stolen by fourth years. As it was later discovered, Tippy would soon after become a part of the annual Talent Show, in the tradition known as "Doctor Doctor". In preparation, many flyers for the event were created and might I say, were damn hilarious. Also, in huge, colorful, chalk writing, it stated "Hey Peter, 4:08 Tuesday (Circle Quad)" located outside of the Bassett front door, where Peter lived. There also may or may not have been a sign posted on Peter Sloan's door, which will be talked about later on. There were also two large cheese pizzas supposedly delivered to Peter Sloan stating "HEY PETER" on one, and "IT'S ON" on the other. These were written in chocolate (original) M&Ms. He may or may not have been shocked and yes, the pizza was immediately eaten after being seen by Mr. Sloan. Credit is also given to Cappy Pitts (yes, her name is really Cappy Pitts...now stop asking) for planning and helping with this event. The message was communicated effectively. Although, Peter was no where to be seen at 4:08 Tuesday. It is rumored that all of the threats and things planned prior to the event scared Peter into not showing up to this historical event.
• Doing the impossible of causing G-d to masturbate
• Being a part of the famous TIP joke that went a little something like:

... If you were there, or if you have heard about this, you simply know that this involved Peter Sloan. It happened to be his day off, and he was planning on coming in to work on his day off. This was hilariously misconstrued, on purpose, by two tipsters by the names of Katie Chaplin and Michael Sikes ("Sunshine"). This eventually turned into a rather large joke and may or may not have ended with a biscuit throwing fight and the everlasting inappropriateness of these fellow TIPsters. Before the event, 4:08 Tuesday, a sign was mysteriously posted on the door of Peter Sloan's room during evening activities. Although, this note continued to stay on his door in glory.

4:08 Tuesday was eventful in itself in that while Peter did NOT come on his day off. Will Harris happened to be walking by, Tippy in hand. The collected TIPsters ended up rushing him, but mistakenly put their trust in Tall Matt, who ended up handing Tippy over to some overzealous and much cooler fourth years. Luckily, the cool fourth years who were a force for good and not evil were able to negotiate him into a harmless but farcical role in that year's "Doctor, Doctor!" after which he was returned to the grateful muffins.

• Getting caught on the last night sneaking out of a Brashear's dorm room with four other girls and one other guy. They did not end up getting in trouble, fortunately, due to a very chill RC who shall go namless.
• She ended the term by purchasing sea monkeys (it is not known where) [Edit: care package.] and asking around to see if anyone wanted to help her create semen keys with many of the other "muffins". This actually was very creative and an excellent idea, when it came to asking Peter Sloan if he would like to help create the Semen Keys. This was the beginning of Jordan's new rule as a "Boss", following in the footsteps of the best. S
• There are many other incredible things that Jordan has done so far, and many more to come. Whether it have to do with the love triangle, falling head over heels for Chase "The HOT TA", etc., Jordan will be remembered forever.

Year	TIPyear	Campus	Term	Course	Dorm	RC	Roommate
2007	1st	Davidson	I	Creative Writing	Belk	Emily P.	Angie (Angela)
2008	2nd	Duke East	I	Screenwriting	Alspaugh	Cadene	Hannah and Charlotte
2009	3rd	Duke East	I	International Relations	Brown	Amrita	Sarah

More updates coming soon.

[edit] Tippy

Tippy was not just a pinata, but a best friend of Screen Writing '09, if by "cherished member," the author means glorified lump that most of the class secretly hated.. Tippy also loves Staff. We listened to Kanye and talked about sunglasses and it was totally sweet.

Tippy made it back home safe and sound thanks to the effort of Rupsha Basu, and he is another Dallas TIPster. He can't wait to come back.

See Also: Cadene's Original RAG