Jason Ly

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Fun Facts About Jason

  • He is in love with apples
  • He is Bromeo in the Bromeo and Dudeliet thing that was planned but never actually happened
  • He works at the Adcock lab
  • He is going to get married to an apple
  • And they will have apple children
  • He also eats the core of the apples (weirdo)
  • And he will probably die of cyanide poisoning by age 17
  • Apples
  • CO-FOUNDER OF RAPTURE
  • Co-director of Doctor Doctor with Max Correa at 2015 Duke West Term 1
  • GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING LIMBO-ER OF ALL TIME (he's like a freaking human spider wtf)
  • Father of Eric Zhang
  • Best bromance with Sarah Mclean
  • Plays ukelele like a fucking god

Some of His Many Magnificent Quotes

  • "This is why I'm everyone's gay best friend."
  • "I'M NOT FUCKING GAY GODAMMIT'
  • "I'M A M- I'M A BOY GODAMMIT"
  • "I'd rather have a slut like you than no one at all. JUST ONCE." (directed at Ally Morcus, who, although quite offended, was in no position to deny the accusation)
  • "...What university sponsors TIP?? I don't know?" *dead serious as he tries to create a tipwiki account*
  • *when asked if he has a twitter* "No but I have a MySpace"
  • "Eric is a god among men"
  • "I'm the gayest straight guy you'll ever meet"
  • In response to "You're pullin', Jason", he said "Yes, I get all the lesbians"
  • "You're the slut I've always wanted but never had." (directed at Ally again)
  • "I told my mom I got a girlfriend and she laughed at me."