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Fun Facts About Jason
- He is in love with apples
- He is Bromeo in the Bromeo and Dudeliet thing that was planned but never actually happened
- He works at the Adcock lab
- He is going to get married to an apple
- And they will have apple children
- He also eats the core of the apples (weirdo)
- And he will probably die of cyanide poisoning by age 17
- CO-FOUNDER OF RAPTURE
- Co-director of Doctor Doctor with Max Correa at 2015 Duke West Term 1
- GREATEST MOTHERFUCKING LIMBO-ER OF ALL TIME (he's like a freaking human spider wtf)
- Father of Eric Zhang
- Best bromance with Sarah Mclean
- Plays ukelele like a fucking god
Some of His Many Magnificent Quotes
- "This is why I'm everyone's gay best friend."
- "I'M NOT FUCKING GAY GODAMMIT'
- "I'M A M- I'M A BOY GODAMMIT"
- "I'd rather have a slut like you than no one at all. JUST ONCE." (directed at Ally Morcus, who, although quite offended, was in no position to deny the accusation)
- "...What university sponsors TIP?? I don't know?" *dead serious as he tries to create a tipwiki account*
- *when asked if he has a twitter* "No but I have a MySpace"
- "Eric is a god among men"
- "I'm the gayest straight guy you'll ever meet"
- In response to "You're pullin', Jason", he said "Yes, I get all the lesbians"
- "You're the slut I've always wanted but never had." (directed at Ally again)
- "I told my mom I got a girlfriend and she laughed at me."