Jack Margolin
Jack Margolin is a pretty nice guy who finds that he and his fellow TIPsters are for the most part undeserving of an entire page on a Wiki devoted to themselves. He has been quoted as saying "TipWiki embodies the worst of this place, and anyone that puts effort into altering it in their own favor is an egocentric prick who deserves to be driven into the Pleasure Palace, gutted and left for dead". More notably, he was involved with Eliot Beckham and Spencer Davis's creation of the Consequence bears, though his role in the process is unknown.
He is most well known for his Termbook signatures, which are both exceptional and exceedingly vulgar, and as being the initiator of the most tearful Doggy doggy doggy yet on record (Term 1, 2010).
He also possessed the most amazing v-neck tan ever seen by human eyes. If this amazing specimen was ever shirtless, one could scratch a particularly long fingernail across his belly, wait for the red to show and then view an angry emotion, roughly resembled by >:|. Eliot Beckham would do this as frequently as possible, and then reach for the angry face's eyes and exclaim, "NEEPLES!"
Eliot also misses Jack, and would like to point out the total nonchallenge in locating a Bozeman, Montana IP address. Big Brother is watching, you handsome man you.