User:Jack

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Jack began TiP as a second year at Alspaugh. There he renamed his roommate (Jason LaRue) Timmy. Next in Brown, Jack was first to sound a Quadfest cheer that stuck simply because of a refusal to admit to being wrong. "Gimme a G, gimme an R, gimme an E, gimme an N, what's that spell? Gren!" also "Whats our color?" "GREEN!" "Thanks." Jack also cameoed in the lipsynch preformance of Chicago. (Did little to no work for much gain.) He was of the last three to leave TiP that year and it is at that point that he reached his "fourth year enlightenment," the first of many. Finally freed from the disapproving stares of fourth years, much was accomplished, first the inversely proportional Quick and Dirty Book Six (not suitible for pansy little tattletales/children) then the icecream theory, as well as the body of tip analogy. In cohesion with others was the erotic reading from the Journal of Social Hygiene (Jack and Timmy), tales from Back in Nam (Colin, Norman, Jack), and the imperial tribe of TAFKACOOO (all of Ory's rag), and the lipsynch of Camelot, (cole, frodo, alex, eric, and chase). Jack

Jack is also the name of the coolest 3rd year ever to hit TIP. Sure, we were 2nd years at the time, but he was still the coolest ever. Jack was MOST DEFINITELY the leader (do not let others tell you otherwise) of the posse at West '04. The leader was clearly Jack. He was a notorious lacrosse ball/shoelace stealer, and his awesomeness simply cannot be conveyed with words. He shall be sorely missed. Loserly, he chose not to return to TIP for a fourth year.