Dr. Kane

Dr. Kane, a TiP instructor for 25 years and counting (as of the end of TiP 2011), has taught Macroeconomics and Microeconomics at TiP East Campus. He was once a musician but later turned dismally into an economist and currently works at State University of New York at Oswego.

As a big music fan, Dr. Kane often references classic songs, and when most of the students have no idea what the songs or songwriters are, he prompt shakes his head in shame saying,"Basic cultural literacy."

Having been at TiP for so long (the longest standing instructor for TiP), Dr. Kane has seen many of today's TiP lore in person, having witnessed the original ROSH for the Mandate of Heaven (of which Dr. Kane said was not as dramatic as tales claim it to be. take no heed of it.) as well as the birth of the Llama.

Dr. Kane takes his job at TiP very seriously, due in part to his large TiP salary, which, though unnamed, must be rather large due to the bonuses every instructor receives for returning to TiP each year. As such, Dr. Kane does not at all joke in class and notes that sarcasm is definitively prohibited, ala the TiP handbook. All instructors should strive to maintain the level of seriousness that Dr. Kane has.