Colin Groundwater

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Colin Groundwater is an up and coming Fourth year who has attended Duke TIP East Term II for two years now. In 2007 he took the Screenwriting class where his job was essentially to pick up Peter Sloan's tissues (note: Peter would be his RC next year). And, in 2008 he was in the epic Revolution and Terror class, which he was angry that it "wasn't a methods class". He established himself as an all around funny man and 'guitar-kid'.

One great feat of his was the famous Water bitch epic song, which he wrote to chronicle the amazing story of Mark Marvelli and David DeWeese in their Rock Paper Scissors battle for the Mandate of Heaven.

During one evening session where Will Harris's image and attractiveness came into question and the Rev T class was trying to console the TA over his bad choice of women past and the fact that he looks older than he is due to unfortunate facial hair choices, Colin yelled to Will during a rare moment of silence "Will, if I was a woman " to which Will immediately interrupted "Colin, stop just stop". The full quote, which was cut off by Will, was as follows: "Will, if I was a woman between the ages of 18 and 23, I would think you were the right age for me."

On a greater scale it has been announced that Kyle "Badass" Jones has decided to pass on the holy Llama to Colin for the '09 TIP Term.

Colin has formed a powerful alliance with '09's SMP, Kate Shafer. It has been concluded that he is an epic pansy by Rachel Smith.