Clint

From the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki

A beautiful TA who grumpily assisted with WPOW in 2006 at East Term 2 (and Screenwriting in 2005 at ASU Term 2.) Despite his cynical personality, he is remarkably physically attractive. He is of medium height and stocky, with black hair, sallow skin, and grey eyes. He has a wicked sense of style, his best friend is his messenger bag, he enjoys wearing brightly colored American Apparel underwear, he drinks at least four bottles of diet Coke a day, he hates hippies, he runs like a girl, he has a degree in English, and is teaching Philosophy next year.

A man this desirable has got to be gay, but somehow he has a girlfriend. And a high maintenance cat.

He also TA'd with Screenwriting in 2006 at East Term 1, and was nearly unstoppable in his amazing power.