Carl

Carl (also called Leslie) is a horrible monster that stands 6 feet tall. He is the residential counseler at Davidson. Everyone is afraid of him. BEWARE!!!! Edit: Carl was actually the at Davidson 2010

Ok well first of all, Leslie was 6'7", and he was a scary mofo. He is best recognized by his intense hunger for young tipsters. There is a song about him which I shall locate one day. Until then, you can imagine "Baby" by justin bieber(blegh), but it involves the mastication of them. nuff said. (Please dont eat me Leslie. I taste like ape shit, trust me.)

OK here is the Carl Song. To the tune of "Baby" by that little girly thing known as Justin Bieber.

• dun dundun*

oh nooooo

• dun dun*

oh noooo

• dun dun*

carl's gonna eat me nooooo

• dun duuuuuuuuunnnnn*

you know you hate me you know i scare just make some trouble and ill be there i want your brains i want your heart and we can never ever ever be apart "am i in trouble?" kids quit playin "i didn't do it! what are you sayin?" it was a tipster well look rite in my eye i can break your skull on the first try! cuz

I LIKE TO EAT BABIES BABIES BABIES YUM!

I LIKE BABIES BABIES BABIES CARL!

OH BABIES BABIES BABIES YUM!

these tipsters taste so fi-ine fi-ine

When I was 13, I went to duke tip nobody tasted better than these tipsters tasted better on my tongue tasted better on my lips they had me going crazy oh i had good luck they woke me up daily, tasted like Starbucks

They made my heart pound I skip a beat when I saw them in the street and at tip on the playground but I really wanna eat them on a weekend they know they got me dazin' 'cause i just keep on tastin and now my heart is breakin' but I just keep on sayin'

I LIKE TO EAT BABIES BABIES BABIES YUM!

I LIKE BABIES BABIES BABIES CARL!

OH BABIES BABIES BABIES YUM!

these tipsters taste so fi-ine fi-ine



WE LOVE YOU CARL!!!! <3

As of Davidson 2010 Term II, CIPA is known as Carl Is Pretty Awesome rather than the insensitivity to pain.

In 2011, Carl was the OSD at TIP's Marine Lab site. In 2012, Carl was the OSD at the Marine Lab site, and loved by all the tipsters at the marine lab.