Arielle

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[edit] The Term II Arielle

Also known (by Benny) as "Lil' Sis", Arielle was a 2nd year from TIP East Term II 2006. She is quite short and looks like a little girl (like any age between 8 and 14) and it's kinda funny. She is verrry cynical and hates being bopped on the head. She is known for her statement on the last night that Alegro should get credit for the Lean Wit it Rock Wit it line that Benny started, which stemmed from Benny being upset that the pic of the line HE started not only didn't show him, but showed Alegro instead and Benny said he should at least get credit for starting the line and Arielle said "no...Alegro should" which made Benny go on a 2 1/2 hour rant and path of rage in which he was tempted to beat Alegro to a pulp.(this is one of the many reasons why benny and alegro almost came to blows). She opposes hugs and doesn't feel that people should cry on the last day b/c "u knew it was only for 3 weeks when it started" She is also known for being the girl who Alegro asked to dance with him. and she thinks that Benny is mean to Alegro. She is amazing at soccer and verrry fast. Also amazing at ERS.

Arielle is also know for mean comments made in her SEL class at East 2006. While most people are under the impression that she is a sweet little girl, others know otherwise. She has made comments such as "Come and get me" and "cripple" that have reduced many a Tipster to tears.

[edit] The Term I Arielle

In the summer of 2006, a 2nd year named Arielle came to Texas A&M. She was well-known as "The Jew," and the whole campus could identify her. In '07, she switched to Duke East. That summer, too, she was well known as "The Jew" with an added title; The Exploding Diabetic. This title was given to her after she tried to buy the last water bottle from a Revolution and Terror student; claiming she drank orange juice that morning, so her blood sugar was up and "if I don't get that water bottle, i'll be so insanely thirsty and... explode!" Many combinations of these two names were created, such as Explobetic, The Psychotic Diabetic Jew, and That Jewish Diabetic Girl. She and her friend, Noah Levine, would speak in Hebrew to each other to confuse the rest of TIP.

Not only was Arielle known at East for her self-heating meals, but for her endless snacks and Nutella, as well. Every year, Arielle has a jar of nutella that she brings out at night time to her floor. In '07, Arielle was in Angharad's RC group on the 3rd floor of Brown. All of the 3rd floor would sit in the hallway eating Nutella with Arielle's other random snacks, most commonly pretzels.

Some also consider Arielle a Heinous Bitch. They are generally very wrong. However, it is noted that the usage of the word 'generally' is controversially disputed as to whether or not it accurately describes Arielle's apparent lack of potential bitchiness. In most circles, it is seen as an understatement.

In her fourth year will (East Term I '08) Arielle passed on her Judaism to a guy named Max and a second year named Jordan Rudner. Many other wills left her things such as "steaming kosher space food" and "a sabbathbot for your things" or other Jewish related objects. Often during the term, she was seen practicing shabbat in the halls of Bassett with Jordan and her roommate, Hannah. To all TIPster's regret, she had to leave before the talent show in order to maintain the laws of shabbat that she followed. In the lipsync that year, Arielle performed the Scooby-Doo theme song as Velma, along with Blake, Trevor, Julia, Celeste, and the Masked Monster (Cliff). They placed second. She also placed second in the Quadfest Interpretive dance, although the whole camp asked for a recount, saying Basset deserved first place. No recount was given.

Arielle was frequently seen with many of the members of Daag's RAG. This resulted in a campus-wide bet to see who she was dating- her best friend, Seth, her good friend, Walker, Seth's roommate, Kevin, and some random fouth option. The answer was "none of the above" because she wisely chose not to be in a relationTIP her fourth year.