From the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki
A door on second floor Giles dorm (at Duke East), belonging to Andrew Nicholson, which in Term 2 2006 was vandalized by a group of lovely ladies (see Giles) with Sharpies and paper. Memorable signs were made and papered the door from top to bottom.
- "Andrew's cooler than beastiality!"
- "Andrew's got the magic of Clorox!"
- "A certain loud 'SHUT UP!' silences all of Giles Dorm..."
- "Andrew is the best RC ever..."
- "Wir lieben dich Andreas! Gleich so viel wie wir lieben der Yama!" (a misspelling of Llama) (English:" We love you, Andreas! [sic] Almost as much as we love the Yama [sic].")
- "Emo kids love Andrew! He doesn't make them smile!"
- "Andrew loves Hello Kitty!"
- "Andrew's milkshake brings all the girls to the hall!"
- "Andrew doesn't have to do ANYTHING for a Klondike Bar!"
- "Andrew could OWN you at Counter-Strike."
- "When Andrew touches fire, he doesn't get burned. The fire gets Andrew-ed."