Alspaugh Cheers

2006

Official

Those cheers were cute, but ours are best
We finna’ win dis Quadfest
We’re gonna rock this circular venue
As we read this Chinese take-out menu

Rainbow Chinese Restaurant!
Eat it or take-out!
(Okay!)

910 West Main Street
Durham, NC, 27701
We in Brightleaf Square
(Represent!)

'''All you can eat!'''

We use 100% vegetable oil!

'''No MSG!'''

(Yeah)

'''We deliver!'''

(Word)

Egg Roll, One dollar
Fried Wonton, Two ninety-five
Po Po Platter, Eight Ninety-five
Wonton Egg Drop Mixed Soup, 
Pint, One fifty, Quart, Two Ninety-five

(Check it, Cash money, yo)

Chicken Fried Rice, Three Seventy-five
Beef Lo Mein, Four Seventy-five
Chicken Chow Mein, Four twenty-five

'''Egg Foo Young, Five Ninety-five!'''

Beef Curd with Homestyle, six ninety-five

'''Beef with Broccoli, seven twenty-five'''

Moo Goo Gai Pan, four ninety-five

(Say what?)

Kung! Pow! Chicken, four ninety-five
Moo Shoo Chicken, seven ninety-five
Szechuan (Seh-schwan) Flavored Beef, seven ninety-five

'''Diet Menu!'''

American Buddhist Delight, seven ninety-five

(You heard right, son!)

Long Life Vegetable, seven ninety-five
General Tso’s Chicken, eight fifty
Tung Ting Shrimp, ten twenty-five
Orange flavor beef slash chicken, eight ninety-five
Triple Nuts Chicken – 

'''What? Ewwww.'''

Eight ninety-five!
Dragon and phoenix, eight fifty

'''Hot and spicy!'''

Wings or can soda

(Check it, foo’!)

919 – 688 – 2120
'''
No personal check!'''

We the people of Alspaugh
Do decare
That Giles and Pegram 
Eat underwear

We don’t get no respect
From these common rejects
Fourth years are better
That much is true
We’re like tidal waves
Majestic and blue

<strong>Alspaugh, Alspaugh
We’re the man
If we can’t do it-
No, wait, we can!</strong>

When they se uscoming
They turn tail and run
Because we’re the greatest dorm
Under the sun

Alspaugh is everything
Alspaugh is everywhere
Come on, defy us, if you dare
(But you can’t, cause you suck.)

<strong>Alspaugh, Alspaugh
We’re the man
If we can’t do it-
No, wait, we can!</strong>

Pegram and Giles shed lonesome tears at night
Cause they don’t possess a third of our might.
They all want to be us, and we understand
This quad will always be Alspaugh land

<strong>Alspaugh, Alspaugh
We’re the man
If we can’t do it-
No, wait, we can!</strong>

All other dorms should be seen and not heard
Why are you running back?
Did you get scurred?
Lest we forget, we have the Llama
Trying to beat us is like trying to beat karma

<strong>Alspaugh, Alspaugh
We’re the man
If we can’t do it-
No, wait, we can!</strong>

Unofficial

How do we do it?
Under a tree!

Beef with Broccoli, seven twenty-five
Beef with Broccoli, seven twenty-five
Beef with Broccoli
Beef with Broccoli
Beef with Broccoli, seven twenty-five

Doggy doggy doggy
I wanna see yo’ grill
Doggy doggy doggy
Let you see my what?
Yeah, your grill
Yeah yeah your grill
The whole top’s diamond
And the bottom rows - Woof!

During East I 2007, Owen L, Morgan M, and Stu R were sent home for having knives. This unfortunate sequence of events resulted in a cheer that goes as follows:

Alspaugh! We got knives!

EAST 1 2010, to the tune of TIK TOK by Ke$ha

Wake up in the mornin feelin like John Wesley, Grab our lanyards out the door we're gonna win this festy, Before we leave gonna beat both Basset and Brown, And we ain't walkin back till we beat em down,

Talkin bout seconds years r the best, best Gonna win this quadfest, fest we'll put them to the test, test

Alspaugh gonna win On our heads their gonna pin, The crown, Take em down, till their cryin on the ground Today we will play and we'll make u wanna say, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH