10 lies they tell you at the start of TIP

From the unofficial Duke TIP Wiki

1. There will be no sexual activity at TIP.
2. When someone else is in your room, everyone must have their feet on the floor and the door must be open.
3. RCs care about what you do.
4. Living without air conditioning isn't that bad.
5. There will be no practical jokes.
6. Drugs are not allowed at TIP
7. 10:45 is lights out
8. The main reason for TIP is the classes
9. There will be no sexual activity at TIP.
10. Mandatory fun builds character.

[edit] Additions

1. You and your peers are much more mature than others your age.
2. Magic and Pokemon cards are off limits at TIP due to the scary images of monsters like pikachu presented on the cards and some girls lifting up their shirts for cards.
3. There will be no grinding at TIP dances.
4. There will be no electronics.
5. There will be no texting during class
6. There will be no vandalizing
7. All the kids are drug free angels
8. There will be no homosexual grinding
9. Thou shalt uphold the KEYSTONE Tradition
10. It's not okay to take candy from long haired dudes