"Gluteus Minimus"

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Rollins Term II TIPster (2016) Taylor was notoriously known for her flat butt (even going as far as to make jokes about it herself). One day Psychology and Human Body were collabing for a debate on Nurture vs Nature of Schizophrenia. The classes had to work in the library so for their regular 15 break they went to the parky thingy right next the library. Around the library was a volleyball court, benches, and bleachers (which faced the opposite directed of the park, looking towards the tennis court). Crab Squad was hanging out on the bleachers with two of the Human Body kids (Jada and Dalton). It was a nice day, Taylor was in one of her weird and frequent "optimistic cinnamon roll' moods. That is until Brooklynn started pointing out how she had no butt. Then Dalton proceeded (Mr. Doctor Human Body sciencey dood) to explain how Taylor had a Gluteus Minimus while Jenna, on the other hand, had a Gluteus Maximus. This spoiled Taylor's mood for the rest of the break. Later, back at McKean hall during free time, Dalton showed Jenna a medical diagram of a Gluteus Minimus and Maximus, from his Human Body book, with Taylor on the couch across from them. This caused Taylor to tell RC supervisor Brandon about her harassment, causing a sarcastic and unapologetic Dalton to say he was sorry.